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Excuse me Mister Saint Peter, but that concrete rooster is just driving me crazy…

“Hey, Pedro, don’t you think we should do something?”
“Nah, Pedro, let’s just sit here a little longer…”

“You should buy this one, madam, it’s our new and improved Bible…”
“How is it improved?”
“It comes with a zipper, so you don’t open it by mistake.”

Guatemala. The only place i ever saw fuelling stations constructed entirely out of plastic…

“Help me, darling. I want to get this just right.”
“Of course, dear. And our ugly little car will look so much better with a flaming feline pasted to the door…”

Please climb down from that pole, Dolly. I promise i’ll never rip your arms off again…

One love. And he or she is obviously upstairs.

“Duck!”
“Why?”
“Photographer!”

“Excuse me ladies, could i have a smile?”
“Why, you asked so politely, we think we’ll give you a roaring smile instead…!”

The bars, in the long run, don’t bother you any more. It’s the prisoner’s uniform you can never get used to…